Juggling chainsaws

and other pasttimes

Yet another fortnight has passed since I have posted, my apologies. Spring is springing and the demands on my time are increasing exponentially.

I have learned a few things recently, or rather had a few long held beliefs validated by the cruel bitch of experience. See if you can tell the difference:

• Some people actuall take karaoke seriously, like they are playing to a packed house of 100,000 people who want to hear them sing. I witnessed a man karaoke (is it a verb also?) Stairway To Heaven, soulfully. I shit you not. To his credit, it was wildly entertaining to later hear his rendition of the deVinyls' classic I Touch Myself, replete with gesturing. Picture a 6'4", 280 lb shaved head biker looking dude singing that song.
• Never attempt to replace the brake pads, calipers, and rotors on your daily driver while your wife is at home. Trust me.
• There is really no sense in arguing with a leftard who is suffering from BDS. You can't change their mind. Can't be done.
• The Marriott Courtyard West in Columbus, Ohio is very nice. There's a sports bar just down the road that has karaoke on Wednesday evenings.
• No matter how many times you are asked, there is never a "good stopping point" when you're replacing the brake pads, calipers, and rotors on your daily driver. It's a one session job, not something you can stop in the middle and come back to later.
• There was a direct connection between Saddam Hussien and Osama bin Laden. Leftards will never believe this fact. The could uncover an inter-office memo from Saddam's regime that reads as follows:

To: S.Hussien

From: Chief of Staff

Re: OBL Follow-up

Date: 12 September 2001.

Most Compassionate Leader:

Osama bin Laden will be here on Friday, 14 September 2001 to collect the remaining balance of the payment for yesterday's attacks against The Great Satan and to discuss the progress of and the funding for the operations in Detroit and Seattle.....

and the leftards will still claim that "Iraq had nothing to do with 9/11"

• If done properly, one only has to beat their head against a brick wall once to make it all go away for a while

More soon