And you wonder.....

.....why I read Hog on Ice

Steve H. of Hog on Ice fame is absolutely spot on; you would have to spend days looking far and wide to find more salient, pointed, and ROFLMAO funny commentary on the news of the day. A taste:

If George Bush crapped gold bars and handed one to every single hurricane victim, and then he raised the dead and parted the flood waters and turned the power back on and resurrected the Beatles and got them back together and lowered the price of oil to two cents per barrel and invented a cure for cancer while farting Chopin nocturnes and turning the oceans into chilled Dom Perignon and the beaches into caviar, liberals would STILL find reason to bitch.

Read the whole thing.

Elsewhere, Greg Gutfeld's latest will make you wet yourself. I know I did. And as always, read the comments