It's not funny anymore

Make it stop

So anyway some one here in the cube farm thought it would be delightfully entertaining to set their cell phone ring tone to play "The Chicken Dance" song. It was amusing the first time it went off. It lost a little of it appeal each of the two dozen times it has gone off this morning.

And another thing: if you work in an office and you drink coffee, it is customary to make a fresh fookin' pot of coffee if you drain the previous one. You have been warned. I go strolling into the break room for a steamin' cup-o-joe and I walk in on two of the sales slugs standing there complaining about the quality of the coffee. One of the lower life forms was saying ".....yeah, it's really not that good but it's free and always there.....I mean you don't have to but any effort into it, it's always made and you just have to go pour yourself a cup....." That is Actually.What.He.Said. while standing in front of two empty coffee pots sitting on hot burners.

Wanker.

The Coffee Fairie doesn't work here anymore; you'll have to make your own. I mean I mean I mean I'll even put on a pot of that hot brown water crap (de-caff) even though I refuse to drink it.

And another nother thing: if there's no real coffee made, don't make a pot of fookin' de-caff first.

So class, to review what we've learned today:
1) If you drink coffee, you're expected to make coffee
2) Brew real coffee first, then de-caff
3) Sales slugs are wankers

This material will be on your Final Exam